Thursday, November 5, 2015

Bring Home the Bacon (Or Not)

1.
Run for your lives, the UN is out to take your sweet meats! The WHO published a study that is great tabloid news that says that processed meats are linked to colon cancer, which, if you think about it makes perfect sense. I find it ridiculous that people are freaking out that meat causes cancer when we have known for like forever that it is linked to a plethora of other horrible horrible diseases and Heath issues.

2.
The beef industry is probably in damage control right now because of all of the hypothetical colon cancer lawsuits being lobbied against them; environmental groups are lobbying for warning labels, and some guy who just watched Food, Inc. is outraged.

3.
Meats being placed in Group 1 means that scientists are as sure of the link between meat and cancer as they are of the link between asbestos and cancer, not that asbestos and meat are as likely to cause cancer, but maybe a lie can really travel half way around the world before the truth can get it's pants on, then again, what was the truth doing with its pants off?

4.
The cartoon is illustrating the anger of meat eaters at the crumbling façade of willful ignorance toward the negative effects of meat, and who can blame them? I doubt people will stop eating eat, and  now all this study means for most people is that their moms or wives or health conscious family members are going to buy tofurkey or some such crap for a week or so.

5.
Bish's contention is probably that people don't want to know what is in their food, and while this report may have a small impact on the choices people make when buying meat, it probably won't make a significant dent in meat eating.

6.
I eat all the meat, yesterday I ate a whole steak and I will continue to do so until I drop dead from whatever ailment plagues me. I don't care. I want to eat meat for as long as it is feasibly possible.

Attribution: Giving Credit Where Credit is Due

1.
A reporter should attribute their details at the end of the paragraph after the quote or source.

2.
The speaker is first introduced at the beginning of the paragraph or quote if the speaker is not already introduced or if a previous speaker is the assumed source.

3.
It is important to establish the credibility for sources involving a crime to assure the readers that information is not speculative.

4.
It is usually at the end of a sentence to clarify the speaker's identity.

5.
One. There can only be one source for each quote, if the speaker changes, there needs to be a new paragraph.

6.
The writers should never state their involvement in gathering the information, that is implied.

7.
When introducing a new speaker.

8.
When the speaker is already known.

9.
If the speaker has given two related quotes, they should be broken up with attribution.

10.
Said. Usually, the speaker says what they were reported for. Sometimes, if the source is not a speaker the verb will not be said, but it usually is.

11.
 Past tense, the news story is always about something that has happened, unless you are some sort of minority-report style freak.

12.
Full name and title should be given.

13.
By their last name, or just by their full name.

14.
Punctuation should fall outside of the quote unless it is an integral part of the statement.

15.
A direct quote is in quotation marks and was something that was told to the writer by a person, an indirect quote was not told to the writer, and is not in quotations.

16.
The speaker usually comes first.

17.
When the attribution contains a clause with more information on the speaker.

18.
"I'm proud of each and every person on this team", Coach Ed Hullender said.

19.
“Dancing in the Super Bowl will be a once in a lifetime opportunity”, said junior Laura Duke, the only Wheeler High student to audition who is not currently on the dance team.

20.
“They’re not real wrestlers, and I think it actually hurts the sport.  I wish they would change their name from wrestling to acting”, Coach Steve Lattizori said.

21.
 Correct

22.
Incorrect, said sophomore Jessica Moran


23.
Correct


24.

Correct

25.
Incorrect, Mr. Lebow did not say the statement verbatim, it should not be 'said'

26.
Correct